– part of a dialogue from where its Genesis came from bacteria living in fleas burrowed into the back of a feral cat stalking a starling and which miraculously came to be heard as two very loud voices by a stunned pedestrian curious enough to eavesdrop and record it on her iPhone and so miss […]Read more "J.I.S.M. and M.I.S.M: or Jesus and Muhammad Inspire Servant Memes"
And now there are signs on the streets of Canberra, great and marvellous, signs of ex bureaucrats pointing to a great purge; for in them is filled the wrath of the people. And there was a sea of Pavlova mingled with the finest beer: and there’s Hogan who was victorious over Parliament, and over their […]Read more "The Wit-Chunt: or How Hogan Got Rid of Parliament, the enemy of the Australian People"
The creature appeared before me in my bedroom as though a nightmare apparition. Its eyes were orbs of phosphor, its body was covered in course black hair like a horse’s mane, it was tall, towering above me, it smelt like an open sewer, its arms hung long and straight as it stood there staring at […]Read more "Hello Dear"
This little tale is about a woman whose point of view contradicts those of the men who say they have known her carnally. And these men have said all sorts of things about her since they found out that she had given birth to a boy named Adam. Virginia has in turn retaliated by calling […]Read more "Plain Virginia and her controlling Lovers"