I want to tell you about a school friend of mine. I don’t know his name, and I don’t know what he looks like but he is my new best friend. I want to tell you about what he did for me, but let me tell you about me first. My name is Groombridge Grant. […]Read more "Phlegm Boy takes down a School Bully"
After Ethel Turtle retired her son Bobo Turtle took over the chairmanship of THIS Company. He was a particularly nasty sort of fellow who bullied the staff and the company’s clients alike. And not only that there were times at board meetings when crucial decisions had to made that Bobo would take out a pair […]Read more "Esmeralda and the Blue Whale"
WANTED – HELP BY THE OCCASION. Strong young man, must be fit and durable and be flexible to work with a busy famous celebrity couple. No experience necessary. Oversized hands will be well regarded. Great hourly rate. Apply Box W000 in your Capital City. Oceanus’s mum had cut the advert from their local newspaper for […]Read more "Oceanus, Celebrities and the useful Role that is Forging his Happiness"
Yet another leading man, found guilty of cruelty, murder, making war, bullying, torture, and having done them purely in his name and for freedom of speech, is hereby condemned to die in the Electric Frying Pan. But before the condemned man fries, after which his atoning spirit will travel the universe’s atmospheres, forever teasing the […]Read more "If his Heart were Dynamite and it Exploded in the Torso of a Worm, the Worm wouldn’t even Flinch"
I had drawn two symbols on a piece of white paper. Then, with the help of my dad, I hung each symbol over a different doorway leading out of the living room in my house. One represented God and it looked like a star, and the other represented Satan and it looked like fire. I […]Read more "The Satan Sign"
Scene: The living area of a derelict inner suburban home in Melbourne Australia. The two Demons, civilised in their matching safari suits, sit on two weathered recliners, each facing the other. A pot of tea and a plate of biscuits are on a small table between them. It is a very civil atmosphere befitting the […]Read more "God’s Gift to the Maggots – a discussion between Satan and his fellow prince of Hell the Lord of the Flies concerning the confusion of the Demon"
I’d been to a fancy dress party; I was dressed up like a bishop you see. The party was a few blocks away from my place so I could have a few drinks, not too many mind you, I’m careful now that I’m older, and I could walk back home. It was a clear mid […]Read more "A Case of Mistaken Identity: an alien abduction testimonial"