Esmeralda and the Blue Whale

After Ethel Turtle retired her son Bobo Turtle took over the chairmanship of THIS Company. He was a particularly nasty sort of fellow who bullied the staff and the company’s clients alike. And not only that there were times at board meetings when crucial decisions had to made that Bobo would take out a pair […]

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If his Heart were Dynamite and it Exploded in the Torso of a Worm, the Worm wouldn’t even Flinch

Yet another leading man, found guilty of cruelty, murder, making war, bullying, torture, and having done them purely in his name and for freedom of speech, is hereby condemned to die in the Electric Frying Pan. But before the condemned man fries, after which his atoning spirit will travel the universe’s atmospheres, forever teasing the […]

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The Satan Sign

I had drawn two symbols on a piece of white paper. Then, with the help of my dad, I hung each symbol over a different doorway leading out of the living room in my house. One represented God and it looked like a star, and the other represented Satan and it looked like fire. I […]

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God’s Gift to the Maggots – a discussion between Satan and his fellow prince of Hell the Lord of the Flies concerning the confusion of the Demon

Scene: The living area of a derelict inner suburban home in Melbourne Australia. The two Demons, civilised in their matching safari suits, sit on two weathered recliners, each facing the other. A pot of tea and a plate of biscuits are on a small table between them. It is a very civil atmosphere befitting the […]

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