The Only Flag Must Be Her Skin

In Greek mythology Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty and sexual desire. It was said that she was born of the seminal fluids that flowed from the severed genitals of Uranus. She is the most beautiful of all the female gods and her love is most desired. Many gods and mortals have loved her, […]

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Esmeralda and the Blue Whale

After Ethel Turtle retired her son Bobo Turtle took over the chairmanship of THIS Company. He was a particularly nasty sort of fellow who bullied the staff and the company’s clients alike. And not only that there were times at board meetings when crucial decisions had to made that Bobo would take out a pair […]

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If his Heart were Dynamite and it Exploded in the Torso of a Worm, the Worm wouldn’t even Flinch

Yet another leading man, found guilty of cruelty, murder, making war, bullying, torture, and having done them purely in his name and for freedom of speech, is hereby condemned to die in the Electric Frying Pan. But before the condemned man fries, after which his atoning spirit will travel the universe’s atmospheres, forever teasing the […]

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The Satan Sign

I had drawn two symbols on a piece of white paper. Then, with the help of my dad, I hung each symbol over a different doorway leading out of the living room in my house. One represented God and it looked like a star, and the other represented Satan and it looked like fire. I […]

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